AROOO
30 0 ReplyAVE SATANI BROTHER, LET’S VAPE SOME CRANK AND READ NINTENDO POWER
13 0 ReplyLET'S PLAY SOME MOTHERFUCKING MARIO CART MY BROTHER IN ANTICHRIST
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CRANK THOSE HOGS DAY IN DAY OUT MFERS AROOOOOO
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Where do I sign?
20 0 ReplyI want a giant hog and a Nintendo!
Won't be using the drugs though.
11 0 ReplyYou can sell them for profit
13 0 ReplyOr give them to the hog for even more power!
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Giant hog, for squeezing
10 0 ReplySo... do I get to own the entire company named Nintendo, or is this like when people just called the NES a "Nintendo?"
9 0 ReplyNintendo exists, promise fulfilled.
4 0 ReplyYou become a Nintendo subscriber.
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These days we promise a PS5 since Nintendo discontinued full consoles.
Also, you only get a giant hog if that's what you want; Satan respects your gender identity. You can sub in cat ears.
8 0 ReplyBack then didn't they just say Nintendo to reference consoles in general? Maybe this Satanic package actually includes whatever console you like
6 0 ReplyI wanna Sega. It does what Nintendon't!
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I want to sub in cat ears but still also have a giant hog.
3 1 ReplyBest I can do is a piglet and one cat ear. We can't just give both to everyone or else it devalues them for the people that already made deals, and they'll start trying to renegotiate, and that fucks up all the records.
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This is the weirdest shade against the Switch I've ever read. It's literally a full console that is also portable!
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Hoooog ridaaaaaa
6 0 Replythis isn’t satan, this is wario!
6 0 ReplyNeat!
5 0 ReplyHmmm. Do the drugs come packaged with the hog or with the nintendo?
4 0 ReplyThey're in the RAM expansion slot, behind the car keys.
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2 0 ReplyThat's nice.
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"Dinsdale!"
4 0 ReplyI don't want the hog but I'll take the rest, please 🫴
Just give my hog to somecritter else :D4 1 ReplyYou could sell the hog to buy more drugs
4 0 ReplyHog can be slang for penis.
4 0 ReplyDefinitely give it to somecritter else.
... Unless we're talking, like... wink wink nudge kinda giving me a 'hog' in which case yes. 🤷♀
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Don't be so hasty. Stick with me here- Super Mario Luau.
2 0 Replyheadtilt?
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I'll take a #4
3 0 ReplyReads Nintendo.
Me: "I am listening."
2 0 ReplyAll of them please
2 0 ReplyAre you a TH?
1 0 ReplySo literally earthly vices that will cost you your soul
2 18 ReplySorry, what did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my giant cocaine hog playing Nintendo.
13 1 ReplyYou will neither hear me over the sound of eternal flames after selling your soul to Satanism
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