Phytagoras

6 feef.

Came here to feef
- I feef you.

How long is a feef tho

Zero. Then all the other measurements make sense.
- But then the two on the bottom would have to be inside one another.

The meme artist here is not thinking in enough dimensions. These constraints result in a tetrahedron. So you just need to stand in a triangle formation and have the last guy go in the center and float less than the average human height above ground.

Damn i hate when some other pedant beats me to it in the comments!
- Stephen Hawking isn’t a pedant, he only went to Epstein’s island to get away from light pollution.
You won't trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

That totally works, but only when Positionen on an appropriately sized sphere

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So unless you are a flat earther, you cannot complain?
- I guess so, also it puts into perspective, how big a feef is. It would have to be 1/4 of the Earth's circumference. Or maybe they are standing on a smaller sphere.

It makes sense if you interpret it as ≥6, which is probably what they meant anyways.

Edit: I'm pretty sure it also works in hyperbolic space

I think you're fine in just 3 dimensions. If the person to the upper left and lower right have a separate elevation from the other two, this is basically just the shape of a 4 sided die.
- Based.

Solve for feef.

Well, that's not practical, but is physically possible, we just need someone moving on stilts and we are done

Just a simple tetrahedron of people.

Tetrahedron of safety

But how many feet are in a foof? 🤔

Implying flat Cartesian space.

But people exist only on Earth so what do you suggest? Earth being some spinning bouncy ball instead of a majestic plane?

"FIVE MINUTES. GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES."

"I JUST WANT TO TALK TO THEM."

Approx. 8.5 feet for anyone curious

6√2 if anyone wants to be more specific

I never thought I'd need to remember that math equation. Little did I know I'd need it to answer a meme on Lemmy. 8.485.

It works in three-dimensional space...

Everyone's saying that this works in 3 dimensional space, but this also works in 2 dimensional space such that each side could be at a minimum six feet. The resulting structure would be a rhombus and not a square, with the distance between two of the individuals being much greater than 6 feet, though, which the artist did not accurately represent.

Look, lets be honest here, they'd be holding Neil back instead.

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But why are two physicists holding him back?

Dunno why Pythagoras would be mad, since the Pythagorean theorem was known for at least a thousand years before his time.

COVID played the long division game.
The world started with Greece m8

Great, you can't even correctly type a title for the image you stole. High effort

I'm sure he'll get rich and famous with all the upvotes
- No, on the contrary, it cost me a lot of money paying 600 users for upvotes
I don' know wha you mean