Chart to determine risk of bear attack
Chart to determine risk of bear attack
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The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
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DES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
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How did I get here
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Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
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Mind = bear
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Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
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This is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
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Dude, so do I
-the bear
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You came to me?? I shouldn't have told people on the internet where I live
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So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
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This is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
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The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
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Water bears?
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You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
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You joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
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Kind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
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Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
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Did someone mention drop bears?
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Why isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
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Most national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
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Do tardigrade count?
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Easily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
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Without my glasses I saw "risk of deer attack", which I think makes this post funnier
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What the hell are you all talking about? There's no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH ... OH MY GOD!!! ..... YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
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It's obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don't have any bears. :F
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