Or perhaps she's disappointed you didn't even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk's office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Well huh. I was going to post: "you know who wouldn't have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that's who".
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of "Barbie" on collector's edition Blu-ray? I'm a big fan.
JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
Least down bad Lemmy user
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Jesus sees everything 😏
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
Am I the only one counting the fingers here...bah who cares anymore.
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
Why can't I just find a girl with 17 fingers like in the pictures?
Oh, that's where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
It's ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
