Santos Bails on GOP to Run as ‘Ultra MAGA’ Independent
Santos Bails on GOP to Run as ‘Ultra MAGA’ Independent
On Friday, the disgraced ex-congressman announced he would leave the GOP and make his quixotic congressional comeback attempt as an independent.
LOL, go for it, spoiler-boy.
47 0 ReplyHe'd have trouble spoiling meat sitting in the sun. He out-crazied MAGA, no one wants anything to do with him.
18 0 ReplyHe out-crazied MAGA, no one wants anything to do with him.
I'm not yet convinced such a thing is possible.
30 0 ReplyNo, his scamming was just second class, and we know how much the GOP feels about people being bad at scamming.
13 0 ReplyHe out-crazied MAGA
No, he fits perfectly within the MAGA crazy.
5 0 ReplyMad Margie would take issue with that statement.
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If this weren't real life that it'd make a great premise for a comedy show.
42 0 ReplyI hate the guy, but he was hilarious.
Where did you get that baby, George? Whose baby was that?
29 0 Replywhose
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This isn't what we meant when we asked for a three or more party system.
33 0 ReplyIf this is how we get ranked choice voting and more than 2 options… fuck it, I’ll take it!
18 0 ReplyBut it is what he thought you said, and really that is all that matters to him.
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Hey it’s that one drag queen!
31 3 ReplyDon’t be mean to drag queens! His defining feature is “criminal and scam artist”
40 0 ReplyIt's such a shame that we are making fun of a WW2 veteran instead of providing him the mental help he needs
29 0 ReplyTrue it’s not fair to the drag queens to be in the same group as this bozo
12 0 ReplyOP simply fell victim to autocorrect. He meant to say dead queen as he is in fact the late Queen Elizabeth.
6 0 ReplyBeing a criminal fraud and scam artist is what makes him appealing to maga republicans. Wearing pretty dresses and makeup makes him unacceptable to republicans.
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This guy may be one of the few people I'd trust the Republican party over when they start pointing accusationary fingers at each other claiming the other is a fraud and a lier.
19 2 ReplyI’d trust him to pull some hilarious stunt, like run down the main corridors of the Capitol building carrying a tiger cub, screaming, “NO COMMENT! NO COMMENT!” then run into an elevator, dodging shocked reporters, or something crazy-ass shit like that, lol.
13 0 ReplyYou mean to tell me he didn't do that already?
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Is he growing out that neck beard to look the part?
14 0 ReplyI for one think we should support our three time hackeysack world champion who also invented biscuits and gravy.
7 0 ReplyDon’t forget world champion underwater basket weaver
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Watch him be the one that starts the electoral schism of the Republican party
7 0 ReplyIsn’t he going to be too busy defending himself against the Feds? I’m pretty sure he will be in Federal pound me in the ass prison before long.
7 1 ReplySo when the election results come in, we’ll get detailed, specific numbers on exactly how much people don’t like him. Cool.
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