I was Gonna say.... I distinctly remember Roman graffiti (specifically Pompeii) being just as dumb as the shit that got scribbled all over the band/choir bathrooms.
I particularly enjoy that "[Name] was here" is fairly timeless and seemingly universal.
JFC how hard is it to look up the sack of Rome? It was the Visigoths led by Alaric I, not the fucking Vandals. We see this referenced all the time here and each time it is fucking wrong.