Memes @lemmy.ml Zaros @lemmy.world 2 mo. ago

What's the worst that could happen?

(template stolen from Crow Time comic)

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If you feel any better: i think that modern requirements for games are bizarrely too high for relatively small gains over what we had 10 years ago.
- Yes, because
  
  developers can't be bothered to optimize the game if management breathes into their necks
  
  DRM like Denuvo tanks performance, ironically only for the people not pirating and thus paying for the game
  
  No kidding, denuvo made me stop buying games every time because I just detest it and what it stands for. Also, boggles resources way too much (and no, having a root kit is a no no for me). But more importantly, single player games with denuvo is the ultimate low.
  
  Fuck it, we’ll just have it render at 320p and let FSR upscale it to 4k.
- I'm still using a GTX 1070 and none of the games I play has had issues yet. The most recent games I've played on it were hitman 3, cult of the Lamb and Cross code. None of the games are that demanding but they were all good. I guess I just don't play AAA titles (although hitman 3 is AAA but older).
- I recently went installed GTA SA and my CPU was running at freaking 20% with graphics cranked up. I remember when I played it around 2010 by potato PC was lagging and freezing. But anyway the game still rocks after 24 damn years and it only requires 4-5 GB
  
  Back in the day the online servers for that game were crazy fun.
anti piracy measures and cost cutting when optimizing games
- By "optimizing" do you mean going through the source code and adding comments referring to Optimus Prime? Because that's called "optimus priming" and we had a whole two hours about it in coding camp.
  
  "optimizing" is a portmenteau coming from "optical minimizing". the technique involves not using glasses, so you can't tell when your code is trash.
  
  Standard autobot documentation. Nice, nice. What's your TC?
  
  May want to see about a refund...
Indie games my beloved
How "new" is this PC?
- Just purchased it from the bargain bin at Walmart two days ago! It's got state if the art features like 32-bit color (HDR is only 10-bit, so this is advanced!), 8 gigabytes, and it even comes with a built in PlayStation 2!
- Why, it was just yesterday when I... oh, come to think of it, that was nearly a decade ago. Huh.
  
  It's okay, we're in this together. Though, my rig runs just about everything at medium graphics without issue. Elden ring ran on high settings without dropping my frames to a noticeable level.
  
  Absolutely meirl. I keep making frame rate drops on games, but my CPU is ... Checks date.. top of the line 2012 tech!
- Oh, it's powerful Tommy. It's tip-top!
  
  I'm just not sure about the color, is all.
  
  buurrhh eEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEchhhhh srkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- Not sure how new, but has a turbo button. That should be good for something, right?
  
  Ah, yes, the reverse turbo button!
This. My husband used to spend most of his unemployment on graphics cards. All for gaming. All of it.
Ok but what crow time comic,

Edit, Crow Time is amazing

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