Life ain't worth it sober

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I am the liquor, Randy
The shit winds are coming, Randy!
I've been sober for 5 years and your so right...
- Haha, 6 years, 4 months, 19 days and it only feels like a hundred
  
  100 years?
  
  Noob here. 10 months. Never felt better.
  
  Stay strong.
- I only drank when I was annoyed, or having a bad day, or when I was celebrating something, like a good day. Or on boring days, and on days whenI didn't have to work.
Cheers, genitals!
why would you drink poo?!
- When the whispering winds of shit are blowing, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Inconvenience or celebration or a Tuesday.
Now I want to know what programme this is cos it looks horribly British :)
- Trailer Park Boys! I believe it's Canadian!
  
  I just spotted the caravans in the background and yep, they don't look British right enough!
- Trailer Park Boys, set in Nova Scotia, Canada so kind of.
Oh you're the same person that posted about getting up at night to smoke weed. You need help.
- You lost your sense of humor. Ask your doctor if they can help
  
  Lots of things must be absolutely hilarious to you.
- I use heroin to smooth out meth’s rough edges and now I feel like you’re going to judge me too.

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