Rule
Rule
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He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out
"Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!"
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SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
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Exactly 0% of that blood is his
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He didn't get his black belt for nothing.
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AND NONE OF THE SOULS WERE REFRIGERATED!
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Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:
"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"
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Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol
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I love surrealist gordon ramsey memes
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He better not wake Azathoth.
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This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I'd get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan
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Let's just check the walk-in freezer now.
...annnd I'm in Blackreach
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