if you know, you know

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

What the actual fuck.

I didn't know. Now I do. I wish I still didn't.

No... I don't think I will.

Ok wtf.

Getting all gassed up

Yikes

That seems like a really easy way to get cancer

Next time someone brings up not having to pump their own gas in Jersey, I'm going to show them this. Idiots in my state would do this, but they'd turn the pump on...