Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.
31 0 ReplyYou invented the granola pixie stix
10 0 ReplyShould have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!
Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷
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I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.
19 0 ReplyAt least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.
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10 0 ReplySee the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth
8 0 ReplyThis works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.
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Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(
5 0 ReplyI used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.
4 0 ReplyMicrowave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack
3 0 Replynot for me!
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2 0 Replynah i just be unbelievably careful.
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Also RIP my teeth.
1 0 ReplyYou might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.
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These are like the worst granola bars in existence.
1 0 ReplyI like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them
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