French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.
Too obvious. They should replace them with observers. Nobody can blame the continuous baguette murders on them, they're just regular unbaguettedarmed observers!
Then this whishy washy fuck will decide "actually no" and give up on the idea. Then he'll decide to send troops to Ukraine, and give up on that 2 weeks later.
Then he'll give up on all of it. Perfidious, indeed.