Sandy Hook families ask bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company

Yes, but he's lost custody of his children to his first wife.

Fun fact- he couldn't remember details about his children in the hearing, and attributed that memory lapse to, and I shit you not, the fact that he had a "big bowl of chili for lunch."

Don’t put that image in my head. Nooooooooooooooo!

secure housing, with no food insecurity, medical care, and plenty of hygiene supplies

So ... Prison, right? We're talking about prison?

I can appreciate your intent, but some people are beyond saving. This is one of them.

I don't want that. I want him to have safe and secure housing, with no food insecurity, medical care, and plenty of hygiene supplies.

And I want him to realize, every fucking day, that it's because the people he attacked and villianized are better than him.

I want that too. But, since that's clearly never gonna happen as evidenced by the fact that he's sniveling about how unfair everyone's being toward him during the last of his shows, I'll settle for the first thing.

Nah. He's an asshole and wouldn't care. He'd call them suckers. I'd like to see this guy working at mcdonalds while living out of his car.

He will never realize that

No, do not let him loose again. Lock him up in a prison so he can't hurt anyone else, and ban him from social media.

Trash like him will never realize that. No narc ever appreciates the compassion of others. They just take them for granted.

you're a better person.

I want him to fucking suffer.

I did a little digging - here’s something reported to the court:

“His July spending included $7,900 on housekeeping, $15,184 in prenuptial payments to his wife, $6,302 in maintenance and taxes for his vacation lake house, and $6,338 on meals and entertainment, according to court papers.”

Dude needs to get YNAB… or just cut back on the avocado toast.

You're not thinking big enough.

• Fuck eating out, hire a private chef.
• 5k mortgage? Rich people have multiple houses at that price or more.
• $200/night for a hotel, try 1200.

I'm not saying it's wise or prudent, but it's definitely possible to get there if you are behaving like a rich person.

Stop being so mean! Cocaine is expensive, ok?

He's trying to either get and hide or waste as much of his money as possible so that other people can't have it. He's already tried a ton of shady shit in the bankruptcy hearing (including somehow getting a massive bill from one of his father's shell companies), so it wouldn't surprise me if he's pulling shit like that.

This guy's veins are at 1,000 PSI from all the cocaine he's snorting, that's one large expense you don't have.

The most I can manage is a mean of $10k/mo.

$5k a month right now is like a $900,000 house, which is a lot for the vast majority of people, but very low for rich people.

IT'S ALL THE BRAIN FORCE X-PLUS EXTREME SILVER WITH FISH OIL, BABY!

You're welcome!

I first heard about him about a month ago or so, and I absolutely love the "Two Shitty Metaphors" bit!

with claimants and creditors getting first dibs on cash.

And with any luck, Jones' parents wont get a cent of it before the lawsuit is paid out.