"HMRC, I can assure you the OnlyFans subscription is a business expense. Yes I had to get the 36 month package, who knows what this mad woman will take off, er, I-I mean pull off next!"
It is so pathetic that whenever somebody pulls a harmless practical joke on a very harmful public figure, the entire political establishment unites in hyperbolic condemnation of the VIOLENCE and INTIMIDATION and the THREAT TO DEMOCRACY posed by some bozo getting milkshake on his face. They want to play victims so badly.
It will never stop being funny to me that fascists build themselves up to be world-conquering ubermensch and then start crying about civility when they get hit by eggs or milkshakes.
Goes so well with their history of starting genocidal wars of extermination against the untermensch and then getting their shit comprehensively wrecked.
No, turns out she's the girlfriend of Farage's chief press officer and it was staged
Have a look at the series of pics that were released. The security officer standing right next to Farage doesn't react in any way whatsoever, he clearly knew it was coming
Edit - let's wait and see. The security guy's reaction is questionable as fuck, and Farage is a slimy cocksucker
There were some reports that it was the case because as we all know, all blonde girls are the same person, then it turned out people are just fucking dumb.
Emily Hewertson, a House of Commons press officer, was accused on social media of being the one who threw the milkshake at Farage and has been forced to deny it.
The staffer was contacted by a journalist at the Daily Mail, who asked her to confirm or deny it was her. She posted the message on X (formerly Twitter) with the caption: "No, I did not throw a milkshake over Nigel Farage."