The apex of a dystopia

That's one consonant away from and sounding just like derriere (aka. ass).

"Canned in Druidia" is an excellent touch 😄

They're still huge in Vegas for hangovers, although IV stands are taking their place.

They were at every mall.

exactly, not the first by a long shot

I remember watching the host of some “future tech” on discover channel go to an oxygen bar back in the day.

Pollute the world, then sell a bit they cleaned back to you. It's genius! /s