BluJay320 @ BluJay320 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Let π = 5

Transylvania

So basically Watch_Dogs profilers IRL

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment

Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?

If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.

I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.

Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule

That’s… actually quite terrifying.

The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.

Crazy, I was JUST telling a friend about this guy like an hour ago

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

Grapes

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this..

No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

You know, I was initially kinda annoyed by it, but this just feels wrong. You should freely express yourself however you feel comfortable doing so.

If nothing else, maybe be more readable, but don’t turn down the spice, temp, or fun. You be you and fuck the haters

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

bEEEEEEEEEEEans WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-