Averages are for heights.

This is a certified chouette post 😎👍

This must be a very important question to whoever keeps funding these studies.

Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like Tony Blony!

9th Grade English, got assigned Invisible Man by Ellison. It wasn't science fiction like I thought it'd be 😅

Bobby Fingers' Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama is the first weird video I'll share. Good litmus test for the relationship I think.

Must be hard to die when you haven't died before 🥲

It's a great game except for the motion sickness, even with the settings to combat that.

Wouldn't It Be Nice in my ass 😂

"I'll be right with you, grampsi, just wanna hear this laundry jingle one last time!"

I always worry about parking. Getting towed is a hassle.

Safety Binky Emo

Myslf by Yves Saint Laurent.

Pretty women at their mirrors (in their gardens) Letter-writing, (flower-picking) weather-watching... How they make a man sing!

The worst she can say ISN'T No.

I'm not sure but the more I look at it the more I want answers 😂

Celebrating mayo is never wrong, bud. In fact, you should get more mayo at your earliest convenience.

You're right. I've still never seen a left-handed caliper in real life 😂

The kids think commas are cheugy.

I wanna say it's from the Latin word "Maius" which is the month of May. In Mexican Spanish, "mayonesa" is never shortened to mayo.