This was hilarious, but leave the wildlife alone, but especially seals. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger
67 0 ReplyOr.. You know.. Contract Seal Finger and donate your amputated finger to science. Win/win
22 0 ReplyYeah, then we could maybe figure out what is the microbial cause of seal finger. But seriously, how do we not know what causes seal finger? Can't they just culture it from a seal at an aquarium??
15 0 ReplyHoly fuck, I thought this was a joke comment. TIL seal finger is a thing.
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Still adorable
31 0 ReplyWhat a dick!
23 0 Replyhe obviously doesn't know
13 0 ReplyIf we go pet him we can make it go away. And we know seal fur is really soft!
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10 0 ReplyYet this message is in all caps.
"I helped my uncle Jack off a horse."
versus
"I HELPED MY UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE."
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Maybe someone who isn't very good at straight lines was trying to draw a heart on him.
9 0 ReplyI have a cramp in my chest and this made me laugh which made my chest hurt
9 0 ReplyDo you know what commas are?
8 2 ReplyThey come and go, they come and go.
5 0 ReplyThe kids think commas are cheugy.
1 1 ReplyCommas are out; semicolons are in.
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Just so I can view the image in full size since my lemmy client doesn't want to
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