The US government hates anything that can perform math too fast.

New game ideas, crazy ambulance

God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

You mean royals with cheese

Do you want to deal with glowing ones? Cause that is how you get glowing ones.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

And then I noticed that she was sitting on...her..sweet...can...oh just thinking about that sweet can...

My work setup is chaotic evil except I don't have the left vertical monitor but all 4 of my monitors are different sizes.

My home setup is just chaotic good.

Not really an HP drain. More that they apply a very weak disease that stacks the longer it is applied. If it stacks enough it begins adding other status debuffs.

At this point all the bronze coating has worn off that cheap thing.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

There were never any Mario games on Dreamcast.

So if you survive the butterflys of doom you get a bunch of dinosaurs trying to run up and give you hugs.

It helps them hang on to the underside of the Earth.

If the flow of current follows in the direction the index finger is pointing, then the the magnetic field lines will flow in the direction the middle finger is pointing, the thumb points in the direction that the force is exerted.

https://youtu.be/ySx84Ca7BFQ

Imaginary numbers are any number multiplied by the square root of negative 1, a complex number has both a real and imaginary part. 10+i is complex, 10*i is imaginary.

Don't you have to go to New Jersey to watch any professional sports team?

Ok so I need some clarification. Building has a crawlspace so there are a few steps up to the front door (please don't tell me the front has some weird name too), so the entrance level isn't necessarily the ground level what do you do?

Option 2 the building is built on uneven ground so the front entrance is ground level but the back entrance is on the floor below the entrance level. How do you number that?

For simplicity sake front refers to street view side and back is the opposite of front.

Don't feel too stupid, after all a former president of the United States once congratulated the state of Kansas after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Superbowl.