papalonian @ papalonian @lemmy.world

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You hear that, fuckers?! This guy is ready to BLOCK YOU WITHOUT WARNING if you post things they don't like. And they'll PUT YOU ON BLAST PUBLICLY when they do it!

A Chow Husky. She's the smartest dummy you'll ever meet.

My dog did 👍🏽

Oh absolutely. It's more likely I'll have 3D printed a girlfriend before I can convince someone to spend that much time with me again.

Haha. Mines a gud gurl. She eats her veggies.

And my veggies.

And whatever else looks vaguely edible.

They're 10lbs, and there's something called "physical therapy" you should look into before mocking people's exercise equipment 🤷🏾‍♂️

Are you a veteran? Same answers.

Ha. Hahaha. Yeah. No. Not necessarily.

Source: knew way too many vets with awful, untreated ailments from my time in US healthcare.

Where are you getting that number from? I don't think I've ever seen an alcoholic beverage with that low of a percentage

Assuming this is real, maybe the wife bought them for herself and hubby thought, "I'm sure she wouldn't mind if I started snagging these bad boys". She notices that some are missing, asks about it, and we have our reveal.

If I wasn't a filthy rentoid this room would have a concrete slab as a floor. It's my do-everything office/workshop/ game room. Lord knows the carpets will be being replaced upon my departure.

Still had to vacuum, unfortunately. She's very good oriented, but not very detail oriented.

More specifically, my hand caught the edge of the container on its way to resting position. Now my dog is getting two dinners.

Do you have specific questions or do you just want people to talk for you?

I know I can't be the only one that, even if AI was up to doing all this reliably, wouldn't want AI spending my money on it's own like this, surely?

Well, the post you're replying to has at least two people who agree with you, so I'd say probably not the only one, no

Was going to suggest the LotR trilogy, but this is much more appropriate. Also, this gives the doggo a chance to see if they like the universe of Middle Earth and Tolkien's literary style before committing to something lengthier.

Say what you will, the lightsaber app was cool and definitely worth $0.99 to get custom colors.

That would make sense! When I first read about it, my mind went to something the size of a collectible model that you'd put on a table or shelf. But the model for the movie probably was much larger than that to allow a great level of detail to be seen in the movies.

Ugh, I love these movies so much, haha.

Because your top level comment makes sense while the rest of your replies devolved into a caps-locked crash out aimed at anything resembling nuance. Now I'm more convinced you're 14.

He's clearly not a source of knowledge or good opinions on fucking anything.

So here's my take on this, because I've seen similar personalities make similar pivots.

This guy is a disgusting, bumbling idiot, but he speaks with certainty and condescension. The curious onlooker will see him, get trapped by the mindset you describe ("oh man, this guy's a trainwreck, let's see how much worse off he is than me"), find it funny and continue watching.

After establishing some sort of "trust" with the audience ("I'm a big dumb idiot who makes you laugh") he pulls out the manipulative speech. "You'd have to be stupid to-"; "this guy's a retard!"; "It doesn't make any sense", etc. Once you get to this part of the steam, you've already established that the dude's an idiot, but you also think he's funny. You're faced with the decision to either laugh along with his "jokes", or "accept" that this buffoon is "more educated" on a topic than you are. The fragile, uninformed audience these people are after are much more likely to go the latter route.

I don't think they said farming was fun, and I'm also not sure that you lived on a farm "before people started measuring time" 🤷🏾‍♂️