My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
It's not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he'd shag a settee. That he'd bone a book stand. That he's creamied on the credenza.
Don't trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he'd never do it! He's chaste with the chaises. He's never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
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Interesting specificity.
Is this satire? It is really hard to tell in this reality.
Sadly I’m only 80% sure it’s satire
It's fake, Mountain Dew isn't mentioned once.
Even for him, that was such a weird comment. Do we have his financial disclosures yet? I wouldn't be shocked to learn that he owns PepsiCo stock.
I would actually be surprised if he releases anything of value. Trump refused to release his taxes, and emulating Trump's destruction of democratic norms is a base-ante show of fealty right now.
Sadly it is satire
Damn Snopes could've just said it was False, but they went above and beyond by linking all the spiciest memes. Including this one: https://x.com/MeachamDr/status/1815389845897789815
Well yeah but is the above response also satire or a real denial of the satire being true?
Is the image linked real though? Did they actually issue a release about it?
This stood out to me as well, and I too find myself potentially eating the onion on this one.
What a time to be alive!
There's no Cleveland-area Ikea, that's the only thing giving it away.