I don't know what I expected a Kiwi to sound like, but that wasn't it.
I don't know what I expected a Kiwi to sound like, but that wasn't it.
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I thought kiwis spoke English.
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They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
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They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
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And their short i's to a short e
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All our vowels are just "u" (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u'm buchd, u'm buchd us.
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My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
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