I don't know what I expected a Kiwi to sound like, but that wasn't it.

Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA

I can hear the dinosaur in it…

If memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes

Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii

I don't believe this is a real animal.

It's a fruit

This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.

When it ran away was pretty great.

“Until next time”

>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)

Screams of a thousand dark souls...

I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.

They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
- Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.

I eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.

They're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.

Worst alarm clock ever.

And that's what you really need to wake up

Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.

I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.

I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
How have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.

This is God's creature right here.

Sounds just like the fruit.

Nightmare Potato.

This is a dinosaur

I thought kiwis spoke English.

My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
- And their short i's to a short e
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
- Git off my dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI9NiyoxxU0

There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.

PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.

My cat just had a very similar response =)
Play it again!
- As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.

That sounds like a pokemon

Also a very interesting run style.

slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex

Drive by

So melodious.

That's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there

Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?

I suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).

I'm still bitter about the ending.
- I kept waiting for the show to be finished being made. I didn't want like a Game of Thrones scenario (even though that one hadn't happened yet:-).
  
  Finally I relented and watched season 1. It was so good! Then I heard about the show's ending and... never bothered to watch the rest.:-(
  
  I guess it saved me a bunch of time, so there's that. 🙄