I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
120 0 ReplyHow have I never noticed that these goobers don't have arms or nothin. I can't imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God's creature right here.
30 0 ReplyI had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
12 0 ReplyTruly a doofus of a bird.
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I thought kiwis spoke English.
83 0 ReplyThey do have a funny way of speaking it.
14 0 ReplyGit off my dick
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They say "LILILILILILI!" Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
12 1 ReplyThey do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
8 0 ReplyAnd their short i's to a short e
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My favorite author is a kiwi who writes In English and teaches it, but for all I know she sounds like the video
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Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
82 0 ReplyAll birds use their dinosaur voices.
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>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)60 0 ReplyNightmare Potato.
58 0 ReplyThere is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this "WTF BRO" face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He's calmed down...after a close to ten minute freak out.
51 0 ReplyPlay it again!
36 0 ReplyAs it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn't give less of a shit the second time around. He's over it.
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Yep, our Iggy ran all the way out to the back yard prancing around tail up, barking at the intruder back inside the house. The other two are sitting in bed with me with a 'wtf was that!' expression.
4 0 ReplyMy cat just had a very similar response =)
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This is a dinosaur
37 0 ReplyYes.
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When it ran away was pretty great.
33 0 Reply“Until next time”
13 0 ReplyMy job here is done! Away!
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Sounds just like the fruit.
33 0 ReplyI can hear the dinosaur in it…
32 0 ReplyHusband: I want one of those! /s
Wife: who needs a rooster when you can hear that all night long??
4 0 ReplyLike it ate a little dinosaur? But how??
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This is the sound of an animal with no natural predators.
28 0 ReplyNonsense, I remember watching a documentary as a kid that the tasmanian devil would spin around into a little tornado and eat kiwis.
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Worst alarm clock ever.
28 0 ReplyAnd that's what you really need to wake up
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slowed down would sound like the stereotypical t-rex
27 0 ReplyI eat kiwi all the time and I ain't never heard them make a sound.
27 0 ReplyThey're obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don't see yours running around outside either.
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Also a very interesting run style.
24 0 ReplySo melodious.
23 0 ReplyI suddenly understand the inspiration behind shows like Lost being made:-).
20 0 ReplyI'm still bitter about the ending.
4 0 ReplyI kept waiting for the show to be finished being made. I didn't want like a Game of Thrones scenario (even though that one hadn't happened yet:-).
Finally I relented and watched season 1. It was so good! Then I heard about the show's ending and... never bothered to watch the rest.:-(
I guess it saved me a bunch of time, so there's that. 🙄
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I don't believe this is a real animal.
20 0 ReplyIt's a fruit
18 0 ReplyBirds aren't real
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Sounds just like the sounds newer trucks make when they back up: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Wt1_51EVA
18 0 ReplyScreams of a thousand dark souls...
18 0 ReplyThat's some Jurassic Park stuff, right there
15 0 ReplyHoly piss I did not expect that
14 0 ReplySounds like a slipping serpentine belt.
13 0 ReplyImagine you're camping, it's 2:00 a.m., and you hear that noise!
11 0 ReplySounds like one of my 10 alarms, all with different tones, to make sure I wake up. This one is Krypton on Android.
11 0 ReplyThis reminds me so much of the scrabs of Oddworld
9 0 Replyyes, thank you! i knew i recognized the sound.
4 0 ReplyDecided to scroll before I said the same thing!
3 0 ReplyWow, I came here to say this too! I wonder if the devs knew!
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Who triggered the robot's theft alarm?
8 0 ReplyIf memory serves me correctly it's named for the sound it makes
Kiiiiii wiiiiiiii
8 0 ReplyYeah its exactly like a Pokemon. I had no idea they went "kiwi kiwi" in a cute voice like this.
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I actually wasn't expecting it to be that shade of color either.
8 0 ReplyThey are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
12 0 ReplyThanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
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It sounded exactly how I expected.
6 0 ReplyI expected more of a little squeaky "Wehh!"
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Well, kiwis are clearly evil. I never knew! I've always liked the little buggers, and felt bad for them with the whole giant egg situation.
But that's a demon. It deserves egg pain. Shame it only gets the females.
7 1 ReplyThink I found the new screamer for my band
6 0 ReplyI was expecting the video to be of someone eating a fruit.
5 0 ReplyIt kinda sounds like Ridley from the GBA Metroid games. I never knew he was a Kiwi, but I guess that's my new head-canon.
5 0 ReplyDrive by
5 0 ReplyImagine this waking you up at 4am.
5 0 ReplyThis is 90% what I expected a kiwi to sound like.
4 0 ReplyThat's downright horrifying.
4 0 ReplyNew fear
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2 0 ReplyHe created a small supernova contained by an energy field that requires similar power than what is used by CERN..
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That sounds like a pokemon
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