I don't WANT a thin, sleek computer. I want more ports than the Pacific Ocean. I want a laptop I can bludgeon someone to death with. I want it to have such processing power, the fans are loud enough that I get noise complaints.
On the new iMac, all four USB-C ports support Thunderbolt 4 for superfast data transfers
It probably has more USB connectivity than 90% of computers. Since they're all Thunderbolt, you can probably connect a dock or USB hub and add a lot more USB devices.