Trump found guilty on all counts. Here's the verdict on each of the 34
Trump found guilty on all counts. Here's the verdict on each of the 34
The jury has reached a verdict in Donald Trump's hush money criminal trial in New York. Follow here for the latest live news updates, analysis and more.
lmao, but he will wiggle.
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he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he's become the king of the jail.
he can't vote for himself because he lives in florida lmao
There's a good chance he takes one of the classic "candidate at the polls on election day" photos and it makes liberals cry about voter fraud for weeks because nobody cares.
Technically he can because it's only illegal for felons who were convicted in Florida to vote in Florida, NY felons can move to Florida (or in this case already live there) and vote all they want
I thought felons could vote once they'd completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
i'm guessing/hoping that he'll at least be on probation in november, but it's possible that he'll manage to pay that off
This is crackin me up rn lmao
2025: Trump officially earns the title of "Weed Lord" as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey "Smiley" Buckatoro in a hit job.
The real Project 2025
imagining him having an arc like Fuches from Barry
Who? You mean The Raven?
Kingpin
This picture is awful in so many ways.
If I can just have ONE miracle, grant me this one.
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump 'to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity'
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
Listen fat, to heal our country I will suck and fuck my opponent
That would be pretty funny NGL
He actually faces a serious sentence
Probation? I might probably be 100% wrong and I don't know anything about New York State law - but I don't see Trump getting a typical jail sentence. I think the judge will do something very creative with jury to be sure that doesn't happen. And if the jury ignores him - he'll take matters into his own hands.
Class E penalty carries no minimum sentence, so long as the court agrees that the normal minimum of 1 year is too harsh.
That's the gist of the penal code