Trump found guilty on all counts. Here's the verdict on each of the 34

You can find a list of the 34 rules he violated by searching for 'Donald Trump Rule 34'

Trump imprisoned and removed from ballots.

No other Republican able to run on their ticket.

Biden polling in the drain.

Bernie can still win. Trust the plan, this is Our Revolution.

If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.

Can't wait for him to get the "felon" label officially applied, spend 2 weeks in jail, then get elected while in jail, pardon himself, send the judge and jury to the border camps, then the liberals to cry and do nothing about it.

he won't face consequences but i'm still cheering. there's a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,

Trump is given a six month suspended sentence. Biden pardons Trump to show bipartisanship and renew faith in American institutions. Trump wins and has Biden executed for treason.

We are all wine moms on this blessed day

I'm alone right now, and I'm really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump's done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?

Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants

cheeto is finito

WELL LET'S SEE HIM WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE

He will wiggle like he's never wiggled before. God tier wiggling.

Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg ... noted that both the trial and verdict were arrived at “in the same manner as every other case that comes through the courtroom doors ... by following the facts and the law and doing so without fear or favor.”

getting high on his own supply

west status: fallen

billions status: must die

The New/Federated feed is already being flooded. Time for the random accusations of brigading to begin.

Democracy has just been saved.

Guilty on 34 counts of being a

Time for some OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!

The rule of law has won again, what a great day for liberal democracy

He's fired

Sorry drumpf, it’s joever

Party rocked too close to the sun

CNN's website is fucking dogshit, why would I want to see how 30 different people reacted? Just show me the goddamn news.

Trump Rule 34 about to pop the fuck OFF

He owns the Supreme Court basically right

Okay so now there's definitely no reason to vote for Biden now

Look what you've done to our sad wet boy.

Rule 34 420 haha

Fuck yeah, gonna smoke weed and watch communist propaganda to celebrate

Honestly kinda surprised about this.

Gonna go ahead and get my “ah well nevertheless” post ready for the 11th

I really didn't expect this at all.

DON FOUND GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS OF TRYING TO TAKE DOWN FRAMED PHOTOS OF HOT LADIES FROM BUCA DI BEPPO MENS ROOM

Lol, the walls finally closed in

He's fired

Mr Former President sir, you're fired (again)

Joe Biden has declared war on all of us future billionaires waaaaa

The jury decided that they did indeed have sex.

Lmao

Trump's Eugene Debs campaign arc when

Ah, well, never the more???

the posted link has a lot of "live updates". if you want to see the verdict on each per the title, this is the pdf link: read-verdict-sheet-in-trumps-hush-money-trial.pdf. and for the lazy, screencaps of that pdf:

I do not care

lol

Neat!

You are fired, sir!

JUSTICE!

electing a felon as president would be the most honest thing the evil empire has ever done.