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Living the life

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Oi ye... ye fuckin' dag. Always barkin' at the fukin' pond. Ye wanna fight me? I'm looking dapper as fuck pal.
Average season 2 episode of the Wire
I don't get it.

I guess it's more in the way you tell bar jokes than the punchline...
- A couple Canadian geese would've taken down the whole bar, the dog, and a probably a couple pigs.
  
  Dogs normally don't want to fight. If that changes, there's no way a goose is going to win.
  
  Canada geese*
  
  ("Canadian geese" would be any geese from Canada.)
He was going to pay for the beer, but when he asked the bartender to put it on his bill, he let the dog out.
- Who did?
  
  No, He did.
- He had that dog in him.
For you the day I walked into your pub wearing a bow-tie, drank a pink, and fought a dog and lost, was the most important day of your life.

For me, it was Tuesday.
It starts sounding like a joke but the punchline is that it's real
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No luck catching them ducks, then?
- It's just the one duck.
  
  So they didn't have their ducks in a row then
The duck shouldn't have asked the dog for grapes
It looks like this was from back when The Huffington Post was a reliable news agency:

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/14/bow-tie-wearing-duck-walks-into-pub-drinks-pint-fights-dog-loses_n_8291582.html
That’s a goose
- The picture looks like an Indian Runner duck to me
  
  Ducks drinks lager
- Aah, that makes more sense.
- Point of reference?
  
  untitled goose game, probably
Like liquid bread, you say? Hell yeah!
wild ride this post was for me. i half read the headline, didn't register anything. Then read the comment. Primed, knowing it was weird i reread the headline paying attention. Somehow i understood duck-wearing bow-tie, as in a bow-tie of the kind that wears ducks... I need a nap
Bow-ties are cool. Fezzes too.

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