Mania
The ones cast upon thy enemies.
Not a disease but I really liked having abdominal surgery tbh. I was so tired during the recovery and just slept all day. It was great. I can normally never fall asleep during the daytime no matter how tired I am.
Addiction, obviously! :D
Cockusgiganticus
Well, my cousin got a mild case of alpha-gal from a tick bite. He can no longer eat red meat but can still eat dairy.
He was always a huge asshole to his vegetarian sister. Like, sneaking animal products into her food and making her sick level of asshole. He was also a, "Real men eat red meat for every meal! Rawr! Women sense my alpha man manliness! Vegetables and healthy bowel movements are for sissies!" type bundle of insecurity and cringe.
So alpha-gal isn't enjoyable for him, but it sure is for his sister.
I don’t believe in karma but holy shit did this guy get some!
I don't know that it counts as a disease, but, for anyone who never wants kids, infertility is a huge blessing.
Mononucleosis I imagine is like a lazy vacation for those who sleep through it.
as someone who had it... no. lol
Yep. Failed a semester of school. Lost a relationship. Lost a job. Nothing about it was fun or relaxing.
I remember one day being so tired I couldn't even tell if I needed to use the bathroom and being so disoriented I wasn't sure if I was actually walking to the bathroom or was just thinking about walking. Frequent disassociation. "Foggy" doesn't cover it, it was like concrete was poured around my mind and body and it was slowly setting.
