wtf is shat masel
48 0 ReplyI gotcha fam, I got this shit
"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."
No cap I think that's it
106 0 Replyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language
English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day
1 0 ReplyNo cap on what?
3 0 ReplyDefs no cap.
3 0 ReplyShat is the past tense of the verb to shit, methinks
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I's Bri'ish, ri'en foanettically, rye?
Pe'haps "Shet Maahsel" is maw clee?
26 0 ReplyMazel tov to you too!
1 0 ReplyThe sheep need tending
1 0 ReplyIt's Scottish English. Don't call a Scottish person English, they might take offence.
26 0 ReplyI don't have any money just take the wallet!
10 0 ReplyThe "a" makes me think Scottish.
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You have to read it with an Irish accent to understand the post.
2 0 ReplyScottish works better, no?
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Shat myself
14 0 Reply"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.
3 0 ReplyProbably voice recognition. "Shat myself"
Punctuation would be nice too.
3 0 Replypeople purposely dont use punctuation to show tone
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