Comic Strips @lemmy.world Flying Squid @lemmy.world 4 mo. ago

I need them all

Lemmy Be Wholesome @lemmy.world Viking_Hippie @lemmy.world 4 mo. ago

I need them all

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being real though, cows are about dang dumb lol.

They can be sweet, but holy crap, the kind of messes they get themselves into is absurd. I once helped my cousin with a cow that had gotten her head stuck in the fork of a tree. She was upset and trying to get to some tall grass the whole time.

She could have just walked around the tree. Like, the next nearest tree was ten feet away, but she just couldn't get past seeing the seeds of the grass through the fork.

We get her loose, and she tries to stick her head back through.

We guide her around, mostly by pushing her in the right direction, and she just starts eating like nothing had happened.

I will say that she was also the sweetest cow I ever met. Loved getting scratched and brushed, so she'd come trotting over any time she saw a ~~sucker~~ familiar human and just butt them with her head until I ~~the sucker~~ the person complied. She would reward you with licks.

So, yeah, grass pupper lol.
- We used to have a dog that would be so invested in what he was sniffing in that he would bonk his head into a tree. And then back up and do it again. He also once was on a hill, lifted his leg to pee, but it was the wrong leg, so he fell down the hill.
  
  Sounds like that cow and my dog would have gotten along.
  
  That's bloody hilarious. I can see it in my head, and it keeps making me giggle
They're missing the Elden Ring dog too
- I've never played the game. Is that a joke or a bug?
  
  It's an in-joke within the community. These messages are shared on the Internet, and you can only use preset phrases and words (e.g "behold, ___!" here). From day one, people have been calling turtles and other cute critters dogs.
Got to catch them all
Where's the bats and sea lions then?
- They're not done collecting yet!
So this is the farm my puppy went to!
- No, that was upstate, not upsky.
I love the style of all the dogs in the 4th panel
- I agree, it’s much better than the dogs in the second panel. 😉
Look at that greyhound in the fourth panel with its little sweater and skinny hips!! 😍
Eared? Is that the alien word for heard?
- "I need every kind of puppies" is not proper English either. Guess they're still learning.
  
  Goddamn aliens coming onto our planet and not knowing the languages.
- I'm guessing they're cockney for true innit?
Well if god Says it is
If he's also interested in bitches, he'll be busy.

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