Damn, he's the real world version of The Deep.
Being tricked into downloading 6 gigs of dolphin porn still remains one of my favorite 4chan pranks.
Checkmate!
Put it by the deli counter for the trifecta.
Sometimes a bottle nosed dolphin is just a bottle nosed dolphin. Sometimes it's a big gray dildo fish.
I thought you said JD was dead? No, I said he sleeps with the fishes
Dolphins? Couches? Potato salad? Does this guy just go around sticking his dick in stuff?
Okay what's the potato salad thing?
I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!
I read his book. It read about like he just shoved his dick in a typewriter and flopped it around for a few hundred pages.
Back in my day, that would have been impossible without some kind of penile injury as you probably would have needed to slam that thang pretty good on every key. People now-a-days are spoiled because their keyboards are so sensitive. You could even sneeze and type something from a microphone type writer.
Well he does give off The Deep vibes
More like he gives off Tek-knight vibes.
He'll fuck anything with a hole, like a couch.
Is this one real?
I don't use twitter so can't verify, but here is the apparent post people are making fun of him over. The claim is that the words "woman" and "dolphin" being bolded are signs that he searched for those terms.
Hmmmmm. That's uh... Sure I'll take it.
If yes, would it make him more relatable or even more disgusting?
And would you be surprised if it were real?
No
What happens behind closed doors between a man, a dolphin, a couch, several firearms, and a copy of Mein Kampf is personal and private.
Gay people? Oh no, that’s not a thing. Maybe if men had the smooth, supple feel of Corinthian leather, I would understand.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
cOuCh fUcKeR
Does nobody remember dolphinsex.org?
Going Deeper
I heard that he allegedly ran the website dolphinsex.org for a short while.
What are the odds Trump chose Vance because his initials are Trump's backwards?
But his initials aren’t trumps backwards..?
Letters are hard.
DJ vs JD. Just first and middle, no last.
I'm pretty sure it's so he can play it off when he says Pence instead of Vance
This was my theory, sort of.
Shady Vance just keeps getting shadier.
Poor JD, his grandma really did hate him for being a burdensome piece of shit.
