tfw your VP won't introduce you to the young chaise lounge he knows
After they meet it wont be
chaisechaste no longer.
POV: Secrets in the hall, ketchup on the wall, porn star telling all
HallStall
That's some uncanny valley there. He looks like he's having an emotion that's not amphetamine-fueled impotent rage.
Constipation?
*covfefe maker
Despite the constant negative press
tfw your assistant tells you the local McDonald's is out of chicky nuggies and hunny mussy
They all out of hamburders...
Nope, "Sad Clown" is already taken.
Weird, I normally like sad clown paintings.
the ear looks chipped, although, it shouldn't
My steak came out medium-well instead of hockey puck.
I heard the upper class folks dubbed this one
"cheeseburger ramifications"
"...but Doctor, I AM Pagliacci..."
tfw you order your piss steaming hot but it comes lukewarm
He looks so strong... like that turd that doesn't want to flush.
