Memes @lemmy.ml Thcgrasscity @lemmy.ca 10 mo. ago

Girlfriend sent me this, dont know how to take it.

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Congrats on the balls dude.
- Sorry about the chafing, dude.
I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.

Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.
- She is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.
  
  Then she sounds like a keeper.
- Congrats on yours, too!
If she is still with u then its probably fine no?
- You don't leave your job until you have a better job unless your job is abusive.
  
  Or you fall out of love with your job, or you feel like you're putting more effort into the job than your boss is... I think this analogy is starting to break down.
  
  The bar is so low here that it's clipping into the floor.
Is there no way to sudo apt upgrade that package of yours?
- pacman -Syyu might give you a package with a bigger version number
great balls dude, thats a W
- more like a ω
  
  wait ... are y'alls pointy ?
  
  You mean ...
  
  Yours ain't?
So are there any ball lovers here? Mind explaining to me what "nice balls" would even be? Should i do more kegels?
- Just make sure they’re clean!
  
  That's why you should wipe front to back so you don't end up with shitty balls.
- A nice handful?
I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.
- So she would laugh during sex?
The old "pod racer" package.
Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.

Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P
OP, are you purposely sending these "relationship" related sexual memes for activity on here, or just trying to cope with a dry as fuck relationship?
- Its just a fresh budding relationship and, been sending some memes back and forth wile at work. I didnt see then on here, though they were funny and shared.
- Yeah, these posts are ~~gringe~~ cringe af.
  
  I don't agree with you, but I really like the word "gringe", so good job.
Maybe they are balls of steel.
I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.
Congratulations for being handful.
It's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.
- I think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke
- I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.
Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?

... Asking for a friend
- No i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted
So, balls, huh?
hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.
- I thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.

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