I just met a kid called Jan Six
I just met a kid called Jan Six
He's too old for it to be a reference but like... That's his actual name. Jan Six. I don't know how to process this.
Dad, did you name my brother Jan Six after the storming of the capitol building on 2021?
No, it's a pure coincidence and we had no idea something funny as fuck would happen on that day
Thanks, dad!
No problem, Fathers Day 2023!
12 0 ReplyIt's a boy - Jan is the Dutch form of John
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Still somehow more bearable to me than parents that decide to name their daughters KHALEESI
12 0 ReplyThat's a Borg Drone
11 0 ReplyToo much personality for a drone, but he does have a black eye that looks a bit like a facial prosthetic
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Call me Jan Six because I just stormed the capitol and smeared shit on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
11 0 ReplyIdk he'll probably end up hanging out with all the disenfranchised khaleesi and tyrion kids lmao
11 0 ReplyRoll call in my final teaching years was grim with that in role call. For the kids' sake I did my best not to react to their names.
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I wonder what all those kids called Javelin will wind up doing
8 0 ReplyThis is my son Lockheed
5 0 ReplyI remember Diesel was a name for poorer kids in my area
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Spokespeople for whatever neo-feudalist Hitlerian zombie state succeeds Ukraine.
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i was in walmart a few months back and from the next aisle over, i heard this mom yell at her two sons- "CHEVY!!! MICHAEL KEATON!!! CUT THAT OUT!!!"
5 0 ReplyPlot twist it was just one son named Chevy Michael Keaton
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Still remember when I worked as a concierge, helped a guy out named Oa Skywalker
Pretty sure he gave himself the name
But surprisingly nice either way
4 0 ReplyI wonder how that'll determine him
3 0 ReplyJanet Sixth
2 0 ReplyI want to believe that kid is the sixth Jan. The only successful genetically modified child to live from the cloning vats.
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