Notice from landlord

Ya, not a little creepy or weird. Sure thing

Thats a meme and its funny. Its literally satirical criticism of governments putting "ai" cameras everywhere.

Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.

Who uses a poop knife? You'll be surprised.
I could DESTROY that competition.
- Dude you don't know who you're up against!!

Guys, its a joke, a meme. Some guy makes these fake notices like the woman who sweats on your couch, maggots appear and you are supposed to eat them to heal yourself.

amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india
- But that’s not a bowl. It’s more like a box. No, it’s ok. I’ll get on the call at 10pm.
- No, facial recognition works (unfortunately), it's just not good enough to look at an entire shopping cart and know what's in it lol
- Some companies do outsource their "AI" to India, but automated checkout tech is actually good enough to be used in production now. A plain white background with separated fruits like this is exactly the environment where it works best.
- That was for automated checkout. Video people counters have been around for years. I’ve worked for companies that used them to count customers by department.
If lemmites didn't have the social skills of a mosquito at a funeral they might be able to pick up on the INCREDIBLY subtle joke here.
- I'm not reading that comment chain. What's the joke?
Man, everybody is so upset at this, it makes it even funnier.
- Welcome to Lemmy!
I was about to say this had obvious plant vibes lol
Here's the creator: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/?hl=en
I worry about the state of the world seeing how many people just take shit like this at face value without taking even a second to think about it.

This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.

- The best part? Nobody can agree if advertising ala commercials actually works.

"Did you know I have an AI camera in every single bathroom? Would you like to know which ladies are front wipers or rear wipers, or which guys don't wash their hands after drip flicking after peeing? Wouldn't that be fun?"

Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!

Strawberries aren't berries either.
- At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries
  
  You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.
Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums
- 27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.
- Omar would know that
Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...

I bet Omar isn't even trying. He could easily eat another 27 plums no problem.

Yeah I've been disappointed with Omar's performance this year, he's gotta pump up those plum numbers

Fake - if this was real there would be a category 'most times pooped in the box'.

"Definitely safe everything's okay rectangular shelf with latex paint bowl."

Random "surprise paint", perfect for placing acidic fruits. I don't see why one would have a problem with it.

It really being latex paint with toxic solvents is the best case scenario here.

Source (Meta link warning) - True Wagner makes tons of great posters

Too bad he ain’t on Lemmy. But thanks for the source.
- Indeed, just edited in a warning :)
  
  Someone who has an IG account, consider commenting to encourage fediversing up!

"nah, we don't need privacy laws"

Weak strawberry game

This landlord is ready for harvest…

Meh. It's a bit less creepy than any website that tracks you, but in this case you get to see the results. Plus: free berries are nice.

It's okay the law says I'm allowed to do this.

-person who all laws cater to

Omar - that is a lot of plums

Dave, if you aren't in the top ten next month I will raise your rent.

Fuckin freak behavior, what a fuckin creep

That last sentence would freak me out. It takes it from maybe thats just a weird and eccentric landlord to CREEP ALARM!!!

But this is fake, right?

Yea, according to another comment here, it’s a joke.

I recognize a truewagner poster when I see one

Someone has had me on his physical jokemail list for nearly a year now and I love it. The best part is most of the weird shit is fully visible to the poor courier delivering it.

Omar has the right idea taking the plums.

I see someone has created a scoreboard.

carleigh

Not sure if I should be concerned or impressed.

!antilandlords@lemmy.ca/!loveforlandlords@sh.itjust.works

And this is why I should never be a landlord

This is weird but fine imo