"Blend of imported Scotch malts and finest Indian grain spirits" - I'm going to assume that whoever wants Scotland to rule the galaxy is not, in fact, a Scotsperson.
It says Scotland but I can't stop thinking about the episode of TNG where the Enterprise picks up a bunch of colonists and they turn the cargo bay into a barn. Really felt like the writers were brainstorming and someone said "what if the aliens in this one were just Irish people?"
Do you drink your whiskey straight or on the rocks? I hated whiskey straight up but on the rocks its a different creature. Drink quickly before the ice melts too much. Rinse, repeat twice and enjoy the buzz.