Dudes Rock
Dudes Rock
*designed by navy seals
Why would navy seals be qualified to design an electronic device? How do six pack abs make you a better military force? I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them. Maybe six pack abs can stop a bullet?
This scam has been around forever, I remember those vibrating 6 pack belts being sold on late night tv infomercials back in the 90s
Ab Zap!
You usually need 13 shots, but if you have a medic with kritzkrieg it takes like 3 or 4 if they are full hp
shaking my dick head, seals can't even do the men's number of "69" shots to die.
I once saw a discussion under a joe rogan video where they were arguing about how many times you have to shoot a navy seal to kill them. 13. They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.
I love the internet so fucking much
It's an Elon version of "designed." You write down in crayon what you want to happen and then hire some Chinese people to actually make it.
I mean the actual answer is that they're lying, but I'd be very surprised if they could get the SEAL to remove the crayon from his nose
They decided you had to shoot a navy seal at least 13 times to kill them.
I'm a big fan of Jon Polito even though his small role in the Miami Vice series was so bad as to be embarrassing. Anways - here's a clip that has no relation - none at all - to this thread. I'm only sharing it for the sole reason I'm a big fan of Jon Polito and the Coen Brothers: movie clip.
For all your tacticool fucking needs.
This menstrual cramp simulator can fit so much tactical in it
How exactly is this dudes rocking?
I think OP is being sarcastic but I don't have the DARPA device
EDIT: This is the dunk tank lol
that works out, because each pack of the tactical abs absorbs 2 bullets. once the abs have been compromised to a permanent end, the final shot (#13) penetrates their gut, leaking energy drink and dip juice into their blood stream, effectively frying their pea brains in stims.
all of this was laid out explicitly in the documentary/video game Contra for NES.
Feel like this might make you shit yourself
This isn't new at all.
Using electrodes to try to make muscles move without someone actively trying to move them was a gimmick tried as far back as the seventies. It was so silly and dangerous that it was a plot point in some sitcoms at the time, dunking on people trying to work out without working out.