chapotraphouse @hexbear.net PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net 3 wk. ago

This comment from the thread whining about Hexbear inspired me to dig up an old post of mine

https://hexbear.net/post/71142

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lmao holy shit they're so pressed about us

Dipshit crybaby Redditors cannot take the slightest bit of push back on anything
- "These 1,000 gay commie shitposters are exactly like the cult of cthulhu" okay buddy sure.
  
  WHAT IF THE HEXBEARS SUMMON THEIR EVIL ELDER GOD AND CONQUER THE WORLD?
  
  The evil eldritch ritual of......"opposing genocide".....my god these people must be stopped, next thing you know they'll summon the Outer God of "Anti-racism"
  
  Remember that Lovecraft was a racist and the village of eldritch abomination worshipers represented the immigrants he was racist against
  
  We need an eldrich ppb to adress this
  
  If this community wasn’t so afflicted by ADHD we could finally complete the resurrection ritual and get Papa Lenin back
This needs to be a tagline if it isn't already.
"The Red Pill is 120 thousand fit college educated middle class men. If we really wanted to we could invade New Zealand and install a new government. We definitely have the manpower. There are plenty of veterans here. Plus everyone here knows where the magazine release is on an M16, from years of playing Call Of Duty.

Realistically the Red Pill Reaction Force would be far more effective than half the world's militaries. The Afghan military is fucked up on opium. The Iraqi army cant even do jumping jacks. . Plus New Zealand has only 8 thousand military personnel the majority of whom are useless paper pushers.

I don't actually support the violent overthrow of New Zealand. I just think its kind of a fun idea conceptualy."
- Today i learned being middle class and college educated makes you more effective at military invasions. Obviously more important than possesing a navy when it comes to invading an island nation on the other side of the world
  
  All you have to do is reload your M-16. Skill issue.
- The Afghan military is fucked up on opium
  
  somehow posting takes from 2002
That old post of yours is art

The seven deadly fetishes were revealed to me.

lmfao

-7DeadlyFetishes
- Thank you!
  
  Also he still posts on Twitter: https://x.com/7DeadlyFetishes
  
  the best part
  
  AND SIGNS HIS TWEETS TOO?!?
redditor confronts post-2018 humor once
Honestly, where is the lie?
They're just like the bad guys in my fictional racist treats!
That was a fantastic read thanks
That’s right. And we’re here to party.
Hold up. If Hexbear eldritch abomination worshippers wouldn't we trying to attract local fediverse instances/realms/networks into our for one grand sacrifice? One can't be a cult and hostile to outsiders, it's just outsiders that may ruin our plans right?

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