I've never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.
"Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?"
"Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago."
"K babe."
It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa's novelty Fleshlight collection.
Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale
The guy who buys a hotdog fleshlight.
People cheat with their neighbors, why can't they also fuck each other's fleshlights??
When they got it as a gag gift and never used it, or because they themselves thought it was something else
You probably should mark this as NSFW btw.
Sure.
But what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?
Hotdogussy
Still could be a dog chew toy without the 'chew' part
Perfect gift for docking enthusiasts. Put your weiner in this weiner.
Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?
Such a rip off hot dog, you have to bring your own sausage.
It’s just a weird fungus
Glizzy guzzles you?
