Why is Christman so attractive to me?

The largest adult son naturally attracts the most potential mates

you may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

long hair? dark eyes? maybe the carpenter physique?

All of the chapos have rodent faces and rodent faces are cute

It's because he reads theory.

I think it’s pretty understandable that you woul-VOLCEL POLICE! VOLCEL POLICE THEYRE RIGHT THERE GET THEM

Character strength shining through every pore.

Marry-fuck-kill Chapo edition:

Marry Matt, Fuck Felix, Kill Will

He is the Christ Man, the Godhead personified

Christmansexual