Sometimes employers give you any title just to avoid giving you more salary when they dump more work on your lap trying to avoid recruiting.
And the HR lady at my old job got pissy when I called myself Chief Bit Twiddler.
A bum gardener!
My dream job!As a published professor of Tendie Research, I can tell you that nugget scientists are considered the theoretical phyiscists of the processed poultry discipline.
A bum gardener, eh?
She wrote the papers on General and Special Nugget Shape Theory.
Her theory is the best model to explain behaviour & shapes of particle physics.
She finally allowed us to extend past ball-shaped chickens in a vacuum.
chicken nuggets was invented by a Perdue University professor
So, a biochemist
IDFK, ask me when I'm 65.
It's not that unlikely an answer to get at an elementary school.
I once knew a Swedish hotdog scientist from my Star Wars Galaxies guild. He was a drunk. Du luktar skitgott, broder.
