Funeral

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Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.
- That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.
  
  So, Mr. T.?
- Men doing anything but getting therapy
  
  drug checklist scene from Fear & Loathing intensifies
That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain
- Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?
  
  I'm down, let's fire up the BBQ
Don't even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.
- That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.
  
  I'll take it.
  
  I've always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?
"... ~~Chuck~~ catapult ..."

Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.
- Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.
Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan
Awesome. I'll settle for their Ferrari.
- I think people fail to realize the cost difference in sports cars and yachts.
  
  I spent a fair bit on a Porsche but wouldn’t dream of owning some of the monster boats my neighbors haul and those aren’t even yachts.
I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.

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