UK : English (Traditional)
US : English (Simplified)32 5 ReplyOurs is the traditional pronunciation. You fucks changed it after we left because you didn’t like to sound like provincial rebels.
21 4 ReplyChrist, we can't even have a c/britishproblems without the yanks coming and sticking their oars in.
9 0 ReplyWe didn't start talking like "yeehaw partner this gas station has some skibidi rizz, no cap fanum tax! Also this is a bruhhh moment, what the dawg doin'? Legit demure!"
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To be fair, English could really use some simplification. It's fucking bonkers.
5 1 ReplyWebster should have spelled the words the way they sounded while he was dropping all those u’s.
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"Portuguese"
42 1 ReplyI didn't spot that!
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Aww is the empire sad they got out-empired?
24 5 ReplyYou guys invented English, we perfected it.
22 8 Replytook out some unnecessary letters, changed how to spell gray so everyone's always confused about which is right. overall good stuff
4 0 ReplyIt's all a bit shit tbh mate
7 0 ReplyNah, but it is shite
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*butchered it
12 4 ReplyYeah, well, y'all'rn't doin' anything interesting with it, so we made it better.
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Well, to be fair, we did win the war, so we (in effect) conquered England, which means we took ownership of the language as spoils of war.
I have no vested interest in that statement, but will argue vehemently in favor of it for entertainment purposes.
7 4 ReplyThis disgusts me as well
3 1 Replyew
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