27 0 ReplyTechnically, hippos don't swim. They run along the ground. So if you pick a deep enough body of water, you might still have a chance.
10 0 Reply37 0 ReplyI am having difficulty understanding whether it broke its own cycle and is now crying, or broke someone else's cycle and is now being intimidating.
13 0 ReplyTechnically the first one (clown costume implies he's an entertainer), but I feel like either interpretation works
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How’s their endurance?
14 0 ReplyProbably shit, like most mammals.
Edit: I looked it up, and they can maintain 29-40km/h charge for about 150m.
12 0 ReplyWhelp, I'm dead. GG hippo.
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Ima be honest it can probably beat me on a bicycle as well.
6 0 ReplyIt’s actually not too easy to ride at 30km/h
20 1 ReplyPresumably the hippo also needs to ride a bike on that stretch, so they probably aren't managing their full running speed.
28 0 ReplyYou're right, they're probably faster than their running speed given humans are faster on a bicycle than running too.
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This reads like Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey
12 0 Reply"If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that’s what he’s getting."
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Only if the hippo has a human bike. Hippo bike is different story.
9 0 ReplyAre these hippo sprint speeds, or real proper endurance speeds?
8 0 ReplyThere's no way hippos have the long-distance endurance of humans. Pretty much everything is faster than humans at sprinting, but for endurance running, humans are next level. (Not me of course, I'm not really fit enough to be called human in this context.)
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I thought "gun" was party of the tri.
3 1 ReplyYou're thinking of biathlon, with cross country skiing and rifle.
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i dunno I just watched phelps vs shark and I think he beats a hippo
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