"They said my power was petrifying gays, but it works on straight people fine?"

I'm always cleaning up murder scenes... they all say that they want the gore gone.

Okay, jokes are done, continue with your day.

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That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!
- Once I read it aloud it clicked for me
  
  Puns are the best
  
  Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”
  
  What is the first one? I still don't get it.
The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.
- If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?
- I am the one who snoots.
The tongues on her feet are cute.
- I am the one who snocks.
- Oh no
  
  I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?
What happened to comic press? I haven't been able to get the page to load since Konsi had it explained to her that she is a public figure! I'm so behind!

Edit: ok, I was two behind. Still, been trying to find you for a month to tell you that your comic press page won't resolve.

I'm using https://comicpress.socksandpuppets.com/character/konsi/ to try to stay current.
- We've been having server issues for a while, I know. The main culprit has been a massive increase in scraper bots that effectively serve as a DDOS on my site. Long term they should be solved by the upcoming server migration that's coming, but that's a long and slow process.
  
  I think I have a stopgap solution this week that should get it up and working well... it's not cheap but I'm willing to put some money into making sure people can read the comics.
  
  Okay, it should be working reasonably now, hopefully what we've done will be robust enough to take us to the server move.
  
  Whatever you did seems to have worked! Yay!

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