NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works Reddit is better. @dormi.zone 2 mo. ago

Say goodbye to every bundle of sticks you've ever known

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- Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving
- More like, you're the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.
  
  Fuck, now I need a cigarette.
  
  Don't you mean you need a fag?
Oh no it's a me obliterator
- Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.
  
  You can have multiple obliterators
  
  I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too
Obliterate me daddy!
Fagot means 'bassoon' in many countries, including in Russia.

So neither bundles of sticks or homosexual people are involved, just a bit of woodwind.
- I don’t like the bassoon a ton, but I can’t believe they made an anti bassoon weapon first. How do we deal with the trumpet section?
  
  Tactical triangles
- Yup. Pronounced "fa-gott" or "fa-goh".
- Way to drain the fun out of the room
  
  I think random facts are fun, plus bassoons are quite comical.
  
  But to each their own
Me when I eat an entire pack of pork removeds in 5 minutes
- I can suck these down all night long!
It would be so funny if this shot down a Mig15.
- Ah there we are. I was wondering where the mig 15 references were.
Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass
- It keeps them warm and moist
  
  Y'all need Jesus.
Bro, I'm such a bad ass they asked me to pose for a picture with my launcher! It's gonna be on the army website and everything! I can't wait for everyone back home to see this!
Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?
When Never Forgetting isn't enough, catch them in 9K111

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