Google it rule

Do not google it.

I'm willing to try anything at least once.

Except this, probably.

You can get an electrified sounding kit if that is what you are really after. But yeah, the regular crap just sounds boring, so I wouldn't try it either.
- boring
  
  groan
- Its not boring, and if you're not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

Disgusting. Horrible. Awful. Terrible. A crime to the eyes. Atrocious. Upvoted.

"Call my dick a sling, cause it's throwin' stones".

Imma go bury myself, now.

I'M HER, I'VE BEEN HIM
- I'M A DOG

my bf once used a cum shot to ""get it out faster"" once

Jeebus. Is he a tough motherfucker or did he regret this strategy? Also, did he use a bite stick as he neared completion?

Need more details, please.
- Amazingly enough getting hard is a valid strategy as your tube does become more open... But still that's like something I don't think would work lol
- Okay sorry for the wait I was trying to make an account but am here now.
  
  a bit? Dunno but it wasn't my first stone and now I'm kinda used to the pain. I'm blessed with genetics from my father side with a historic of kidney stones among my grandpa and uncles so even if I drink water like a psycho and reduce sodium and etc,I will still develop a stone from time to time but it does takes some time.
  
  I actually think I will use it on the next one because it worked like a charm. Like I could feel it where it was with quite a good precision due to past experiences so I felt it when it was around the base of the penis, and since it was moving a little bit every time I went to the bathroom to pee a few drops of urine the idea came to my mind (I blame it on being angry about the ordeal and pent up because it was about two weeks with the stone and I wasn't relieving myself)
  
  nop just a sock to try catching the stone and the old reliable furry porn uwu . The only thing I think I did differently than the usual was that I tried to keep the movement on the top half instead of all the way down to the base
  
  My conclusion is that it worked very well due to it being already all the way down there but it did hurt a bit since it scrapped along the urethra on the way out but the relief was immediate. I don't know if you ever had one but the pain goes away the instant the stone gets out like magic almost. So getting it out in one go instead of the thousands of trips to the bathroom to pee a few drops was a plus I wasn't expecting.
  
  So if you are angry enough and horny enough I recommend trying it 9/10
  
  (bonus) now I always had curiosity to try sounding because I'm a "try it at least once" kinda guy and this post made me think if maybe it helps? It will go up on my list of try it one day.
  
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  Edit: learning to use the spoiler function

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

If they're a sounding afficinado, it would be like a throwing star down a hallway.

This sounds as anatomically likely as vaginas getting looser with more sexual partners.
- que? those seem like pretty obviously different things to me, in one you're specifically stretching the tube, in the other you're not.

I like the joke. However, I just gonna say, sounding really isn't intended to be a painful activity when done in a kink context. Despite looking crazy it's intended for pleasure not masochism