is sleeping on the toilet at work norma

Boss pays me a dime so I eep on company time

Idk, I don't work those kinds of jobs. Anyway, did you ever hear about the slightly slanted toilet designs that were developed a few years back specifically for the purpose of making toilets uncomfortable to sit on for longer than a few minutes so that workers didn't take too long in there? Shit was crazy. Have they ever rolled these out though? Anyone seen one?

Yeah, pretty sure I've done it a few times. But I've cried in the bathroom more often.

I did at the bottom end of my sleep deprivation and work burnout phase. It was a bandaid for a much more structural problem.

Totally normal(CW: Cumtown)

No but it should be.

I guess it was normal on one construction site i worked on, but that was because we employed an old alcoholic and nobody really cared. We also had Syrian refugees who refused to wear PPE as they carved up asbestos (or the father refused it on behalf of him and his son. I tried to talk to them about it and reported it to the government workplace safety people, who then just so happened to show up the one day the two guys weren't at work, weird)

What kind of job are you working? I'm a bit of an expert on slacking, I might be able to give you a tip or two

i mean, what else are you gonna do after jerking off?