Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head
Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to make the church feel fresh and exciting again for youths around the world, the Roman Catholic Church announced Friday that it had added belief in a badass deity with a robotic falcon head to its existing dogmas. “Starting today, the church will officially recognize our n...
Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol
i had to search online to be sure
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as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate
Horus Guard represent!
Buddy Jesus 2.0
Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.
does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?
It's a falcon head, not a policy change.
Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation
They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.
