You can't say God's true name, it exists in an ineffable spiritual realm that transcends ordinary speech and spelling

The idea that such a being would care even a whit about human existence is the height of arrogance. Spirituality I can understand as a personal predilection, but religion... religion is narcissists demanding that the universe acknowledge them.

No way!

"Yahweh 👉👉"

In the early days, Yahweh was conceptualized as a jealous god among a pantheon. He was not the only god, just the aligned god of certain groups, contrasted to the competitors like Baal and preceded by those like El (later Elohim). Yahweh transformed over time from the favored and representative god of one group to being the correct and highest and then only god, becoming conflated with El much later.

Skill issue. I can say it. I just don't say it. I'd be rude if I said it.

It's actually pronounced "Jod"

YA GUEY PINCHE PENDEJO GUEY

Memory unlocked.

Explains a whole lot of this reality, its gueys all the way down to lowest hells and all the way up to the highest heavens. I look in the mirror I see a guey staring back at me, and all around me is guey. Next time I need to make sure I don't pick the guey universe just because it'd be funny, its not funny at all and its definitely not chill as expected.
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Visceral sound memory
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  poor kid, but that's all i can think of when people say Yahweh

the only way it's "Yahweh" is if it has some very special secret vowels because "יהוה" doesn't sound like that lol

Isn’t that because ancient Hebrew used an abjad so they just didn’t write vowels at all
- It's still that way. I guess later some letters started indicating certain vowel sounds a bit more directly, but it's mostly little dots and lines that only get used to teach or are placed on text where ambiguity isn't acceptable.

I heard god's true name once and it sounded like a pig pooping on his own balls. I converted immediately after.

Steve

This reminds me of a weird joke I heard once. It went something like this:

Imagine Bruce Wayne (in a very generous interpretation of the character) actually achieving all of his goals, not only ending crime in Gotham City but ending the conditions for crime even happening in Gotham City. That Gotham City would become a shining city upon the hill that is an inspiration to cities beyond, and eventually entire countries. Eventually, the crime-fighting masked vigilante that Bruce Wayne portrayed wouldn't need to exist as something for villains to fear, but for everyone to aspire for as an ideal. Wayne Enterprises would become more than a corporation; it would become a political movement, then a philosophical one, aspiring to invent a new and better way of life. Indeed, imagine centuries of this rising, improving way of life until life itself transcended its old boundaries, even mortality itself, until one day, on a distant world...

A weary bedraggled being in search of answers to spiritual questions comes across a burning bush, awestruck by the sight, and asks the burning bush's name.

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